Sports Fans Look For Something New To Yell When Throwing Away Paper Balls In Wake Of Kobe Bryant’s Retirement

In sports, there are always players who have their moment in the spotlight, and with them always comes some sort of catchphrase that testosterone-fueled middle-schoolers beat into the ground. We all remember when our obnoxious childhood friends caught footballs and yelled out “Mossed!” in honor of Randy Moss; or kicked something really hard and yelled out “GOOOOAAAAALLLL!” in honor of… uh… soccer players, or something. And … Continue reading Sports Fans Look For Something New To Yell When Throwing Away Paper Balls In Wake Of Kobe Bryant’s Retirement

Lebron James to Make NFL Debut for the Cleveland Browns

With the NBA playoffs about to be in full swing and the Lebron James-led Cleveland Cavaliers, considered a shoe-in to win the championship, sweeping Golden State in four, Lebron is already looking ahead to what is next for the king. Lebron has stated that Cleveland Browns head coach and Wolverine rip-off, Hue Jackson, has been trying to convince him to play NFL football on his … Continue reading Lebron James to Make NFL Debut for the Cleveland Browns

Bro In Crowded Lecture Saves Seats For Friends Who May Not Show

Last Thursday, in one of UT’s largest lecture halls, many students found themselves with nowhere left to sit but the stairs. Every single seat, except for four in the middle of the room, was filled by a student. The four seats in question, however, had been respectively taken by a single student’s backpack, jacket, and various other paraphernalia in order to save the seats for … Continue reading Bro In Crowded Lecture Saves Seats For Friends Who May Not Show

Donald Trump: Literally Doing Our Job For Us

Presidential candidate and well-known purveyor of failed steak and vodka lines, Donald Trump, has certainly had an interesting bid for office so far. From calling for a literal wall to enforce our border with Mexico, to actively promoting violence at his rallies, to threatening another candidate’s wife with blackmail, it’s very clear that Mr. Trump could not be any more of a well-adjusted individual. His … Continue reading Donald Trump: Literally Doing Our Job For Us

Local Musician Puts the Funk in Functioning Alcoholic

The stage lights go on in the upstairs room at Diver’s Pizzeria and Brewhouse. It’s a Tuesday night in the Old City, when the stillness of the evening is interrupted by a burst of bass. The room jumps to life with the rhythm flowing from the fingers of one Calhoun Jackson, bassist of local band Papa John and the Dominoes. Jonathan “Papa John” Eppenberger, lead … Continue reading Local Musician Puts the Funk in Functioning Alcoholic

Out of Old TV Shows to Reboot, Hollywood Turns to Viral Videos

If you have kept up with the latest in modern cinema, you have undoubtedly noticed that there is an increasing number of rebooted TV shows, of which no one has heard hitting the theaters. Much of this is due to Hollywood’s need to capitalize on high school and college students not being aware that the movies coming out are based on previous properties. For example, … Continue reading Out of Old TV Shows to Reboot, Hollywood Turns to Viral Videos