#OscarsSoOld—Child Actor Boycotts Academy Awards Over Lack Of Age Diversity

Citing a lack of age diversity among the 2016 Oscar nominees, child actor Jacob Tremblay recently announced that he will boycott the 88th annual Academy Awards. The 9-year-old stars alongside Best Actress front-runner Brie Larson in Lenny Abrahamson’s Room. The film received four nominations, including Best Motion Picture, Best Director and Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role. However, Tremblay’s performance received no … Continue reading #OscarsSoOld—Child Actor Boycotts Academy Awards Over Lack Of Age Diversity

My Father Was The 145 Year-Old Guitar Kurt Russel Smashed In ‘The Hateful Eight’ And I Don’t Plan On Forgiving Him Anytime Soon

By Doyle Martin By now I’m sure everyone has caught wind of the prop scandal surrounding The Hateful Eight, but for those of you that haven’t: the Martin Museum of Art lent an antique six-string guitar to Quentin Tarantino for the filming of his definitive ensemble western—a guitar that was promptly smashed to pieces by Kurt Russel on-screen. Sounds pretty bad, doesn’t it? It gets … Continue reading My Father Was The 145 Year-Old Guitar Kurt Russel Smashed In ‘The Hateful Eight’ And I Don’t Plan On Forgiving Him Anytime Soon

Yes, I’m The One Who Nominated Donald Trump For The Nobel Peace Prize

by Anonymous Well, the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize nominees are in, and oh boy, let me tell you: they’re a mess. Pope Francis got nominated. Jeez, what a joke! Some doctor made the list. Big deal. People from foreign countries… Who cares? Oh, and Edward Snowden. Are you kidding? He’s a coward. He’s afraid. Me? I’d never be afraid. Not a bit. You know who … Continue reading Yes, I’m The One Who Nominated Donald Trump For The Nobel Peace Prize

[NSFW] Trendsetter Kanye West Becomes Butt Of Joke In Tangerine Article

Proctologists across the nation are reporting a sudden influx of male patients with foreign objects stuck in their rectums, leading many to cite Kanye West as an influence. West, a god, hip-hop artist, and early 2020 presidential front-runner, made headlines last week when his ex-girlfriend Amber Rose tweeted about West’s sexual preferences. “Awww @kanyewest are u mad I’m not around to play in ur asshole … Continue reading [NSFW] Trendsetter Kanye West Becomes Butt Of Joke In Tangerine Article

Chris Matthews Devastated To Learn He Designated Trump Understudy

DURHAM, NH — As the New Hampshire primary approaches, presidential candidates are becoming an exceedingly hot commodity, leading to many hiring lookalikes to be in multiple places at once. No one was more distraught to hear of this than MSNBC’s own Chris Matthews. “I never asked for this,” said Matthews. “I was listening to Rachel Maddow explain why Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Hillary Clinton’s illegitimate … Continue reading Chris Matthews Devastated To Learn He Designated Trump Understudy

Report: 70% Of Americans Think “Caucus” Is The Sound A Toucan Makes

DES MOINES, IOWA- The Iowa Caucus pulled thousands of eager voters from all over the Hawkeye state last weekend who were ready to do whatever it is that is done at a caucus. The close margins between many of the candidate’s final tallies, as well as the outlandish voting procedures, have sparked questions of the practice’s legitimacy in terms of representation. “I worry that some … Continue reading Report: 70% Of Americans Think “Caucus” Is The Sound A Toucan Makes

Iowa Residents Defend Caucus Format for Primary Election

DES MOINES – Whether it was a coin toss, fuzzy counting, or under-staffing, last night’s event in Iowa has created a considerable controversy among Democratic voters, particularly Bernie Sanders supporters. Reports have surfaced following last night’s caucuses calling some details of Iowa’s unique election format into question. Iowa residents, however, are adamant that they will not change this format any time soon. In two precincts, … Continue reading Iowa Residents Defend Caucus Format for Primary Election